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Canada to curb reliance on US despite Trump team’s crushing midterm loss, minister says

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·4 Nov, 09:10 pm
Canada to curb reliance on US despite Trump team’s crushing midterm loss, minister says — China
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Canada’s push to reduce economic dependence on the US will not change after President Donald Trump’s Republican Party suffered a crushing midterm election defeat, an official said on Wednesday. Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney has maintained that trade with the US, a cornerstone of the Canadian economy, will not return to a pre-Trump normal and that his country must urgently diversify its trading relationships. US Democratic Party leaders have been critical of Trump’s trade war with Canada...

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