The Straight Version
Hong Kong surgeons are testing tiny dual-arm robots to cut gastrointestinal cancer surgery times in half.
The UNHINGED Take
Giving surgeons remote-controlled toy grabbers is the ultimate gamble for anyone hoping their doctor does not turn their colon into a literal arcade claw machine disaster.

The Bottom Line
CLAW MACHINE CARNAGE / 10
Giving surgeons remote-controlled toy grabbers is the ultimate gamble for anyone hoping their doctor does not turn their colon into a literal arcade claw machine disaster.
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Giving surgeons remote-controlled toy grabbers is the ultimate gamble for anyone hoping their doctor does not turn their colon into a literal arcade claw machine disaster. CLAW MACHINE CARNAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/cant-be-inaccurate-how-two-tiny-robot-arms
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