The Straight Version
Middle powers are choosing flexible AI partnerships over exclusive alliances with the US or China.
The UNHINGED Take
Middle powers are just pathetic fence-sitters desperately trying to suck tech scraps from two giants while pretending they actually have a spine. Good luck playing both sides when the server room burns.

The Bottom Line
PATHETICALLY IRRELEVANT / 10
Middle powers are just pathetic fence-sitters desperately trying to suck tech scraps from two giants while pretending they actually have a spine.
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Middle powers are just pathetic fence-sitters desperately trying to suck tech scraps from two giants while pretending they actually have a spine. PATHETICALLY IRRELEVANT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/plugged-in-not-locked-in-middle-powers-navigate #NZElection2026 #U
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