The Straight Version
Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney said on Friday he expects to conclude negotiations with the European Union in June on an unprecedented partnership that would make Canada the bloc’s first “associate member”, even though the designation was left out of a joint declaration launching a new economic and security alliance. Carney said he would attend a meeting of European leaders in June to conclude negotiations on the proposed relationship, which would stop short of full EU membership. “In...
The UNHINGED Take
"Carney expects to conclude talks on making Canada EU’s first associate member in June" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Carney expects to conclude talks on making Canada EU’s first associate member in June" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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"Carney expects to conclude talks on making Canada EU’s first associate member in June" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/carney-expects-to-conclude-talks-on-making-canada #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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