The Straight Version
Hong Kong will teach seven-year-olds AI conversations from 2028 via new IIT curriculum.
The UNHINGED Take
So the city’s little Einsteins will chat with silicon liars before they learn literal math. Infant tuition becomes robotic tyranny, boosting ad revenue while the real kids learn how to stare at screens.

The Bottom Line
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So the city’s little Einsteins will chat with silicon liars before they learn literal math.
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So the city’s little Einsteins will chat with silicon liars before they learn literal math. CERTIFIED AI CHILDHOOD / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/hong-kong-primary-pupils-to-study-ai-under #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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