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Hong Kong primary pupils to study AI under new technology subject

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·30 Oct, 03:37 pm
Hong Kong primary pupils to study AI under new technology subject — China
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The Straight Version

Hong Kong will teach seven-year-olds AI conversations from 2028 via new IIT curriculum.

The UNHINGED Take

So the city’s little Einsteins will chat with silicon liars before they learn literal math. Infant tuition becomes robotic tyranny, boosting ad revenue while the real kids learn how to stare at screens.

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CERTIFIED AI CHILDHOOD / 10

So the city’s little Einsteins will chat with silicon liars before they learn literal math.

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So the city’s little Einsteins will chat with silicon liars before they learn literal math. CERTIFIED AI CHILDHOOD / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/hong-kong-primary-pupils-to-study-ai-under #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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