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Cathay Pacific Airways to give eligible Hong Kong staff bonus worth a month’s pay

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·5 Nov, 09:52 am
Cathay Pacific Airways to give eligible Hong Kong staff bonus worth a month’s pay — China
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The Straight Version

Cathay Pacific is awarding eligible Hong Kong-based employees a one-month bonus for their performance in 2026.

The UNHINGED Take

Giving the wage slaves a single month of crumbs after four years of record-breaking greed is the ultimate corporate gaslight. Enjoy your one-way ticket to inflation city, you absolute muppets.

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CORPORATE DEBT TRAP / 10

Giving the wage slaves a single month of crumbs after four years of record-breaking greed is the ultimate corporate gaslight.

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Giving the wage slaves a single month of crumbs after four years of record-breaking greed is the ultimate corporate gaslight. CORPORATE DEBT TRAP / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/cathay-pacific-airways-to-give-eligible-hong-kong #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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