The Straight Version
Patient in China wakes after ultrasound therapy trial.
The UNHINGED Take
China's sound‑wave magic turns comas into applause; hell's just a headset away. They sold hope, but only for bigbucks—hello, excitatory FOMO!
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The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
China's sound‑wave magic turns comas into applause; hell's just a headset away.
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China's sound‑wave magic turns comas into applause; hell's just a headset away. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/china-joins-global-race-to-reawaken-brain-injury #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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