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China tests powerful AI that could one day be used on submarines

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·29 Oct, 02:43 pm
China tests powerful AI that could one day be used on submarines — China
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China has showcased artificial intelligence (AI) technology alongside 7,000-metre (23,000-feet) deep-sea trials of its upgraded Jiaolong submersible, highlighting the potential for similar systems to support decision-making and emergency responses aboard nuclear-powered submarines. The Chinese crewed submersible reached a maximum depth of 7,056.9 metres during three dives in the Philippine Basin in the western Pacific Ocean, according to state news agency Xinhua on October 27. The trials...

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"China tests powerful AI that could one day be used on submarines" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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"China tests powerful AI that could one day be used on submarines" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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