The Straight Version
China trains Solomon Islands police to use water cannons under a security pact.
The UNHINGED Take
China’s gift: a six‑person cohort learning to spray dissent like a fire hose, while the West watches like kids at a candy store gone wrong.
The Bottom Line
QUESTIONABLE RISK / 10
China’s gift: a six‑person cohort learning to spray dissent like a fire hose, while the West watches like kids at a candy store gone wrong.
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