The Straight Version
US midterm polls close amid floods and machine glitches, deciding GOP control.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump’s crony generals hold a sushi banquet while the rest of the country burns in a flood of paperwork. Beijing watches, nodding; America droops like a soaked dumpling.
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The Bottom Line
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Trump’s crony generals hold a sushi banquet while the rest of the country burns in a flood of paperwork.
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Trump’s crony generals hold a sushi banquet while the rest of the country burns in a flood of paperwork. HOUSEBLOWN PIG PARODY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/us-midterms-what-happened-while-asia-slept-and #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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