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China’s CXMT defends bet on risky new DRAM architecture to circumvent US chip curbs

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·2 Nov, 11:30 am
China’s CXMT defends bet on risky new DRAM architecture to circumvent US chip curbs — China
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The Straight Version

CXMT is deploying risky 4F² DRAM architecture to bypass US chip sanctions on Chinese server hardware.

The UNHINGED Take

Micron’s boardroom suits are sweating bullets while CXMT plays high-stakes silicon chicken. Nothing screams desperation like betting the entire farm on a geometry that the rest of the world deems too cooked.

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The Bottom Line

ELITE DESPERATION MOVE / 10

Micron’s boardroom suits are sweating bullets while CXMT plays high-stakes silicon chicken.

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