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Hong Kong’s first national security law convict among 4 released early, sources say

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·2 Nov, 11:52 am
Hong Kong’s first national security law convict among 4 released early, sources say — China
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The Straight Version

Tong Ying-kit and three other national security law convicts were granted early release from Hong Kong prisons.

The UNHINGED Take

Nine years for a flag and they let him out early for a documentary performance. The legal system is just a revolving door for whoever plays the best pawn.

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THEATRICAL CLOWN SHOW / 10

Nine years for a flag and they let him out early for a documentary performance.

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