The Straight Version
Wang Yi told Iran's deputy security chief that dialogue is the only way to settle Middle East conflicts.
The UNHINGED Take
Watching Beijing lecture Tehran on peace is like a shark teaching goldfish how to swim, while the US fumes in the background like a jilted ex at a wedding.
The Bottom Line
GEOPOLITICAL THEATER / 10
Watching Beijing lecture Tehran on peace is like a shark teaching goldfish how to swim, while the US fumes in the background like a jilted ex at a wedding.
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Watching Beijing lecture Tehran on peace is like a shark teaching goldfish how to swim, while the US fumes in the background like a jilted ex at a wedding. GEOPOLITICAL THEATER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/talks-are-the-only-way-out-china-tells #NZElection2026 #Unh
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