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China’s hybrid car exports to EU up 200%; response to Tesla’s ‘flying car’: 7 EV reads

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·28 Oct, 07:30 am
China’s hybrid car exports to EU up 200%; response to Tesla’s ‘flying car’: 7 EV reads — China
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The Straight Version

BYD is building factories inside Europe to bypass trade barriers against Chinese electric vehicles.

The UNHINGED Take

EU bureaucrats are playing wack-a-mole while BYD simply moves the factory inside the fortress to sell them the rope they will use to hang their own auto industry.

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Reaction GIF for China’s hybrid car exports to EU up 200%; response to Tesla’s ‘flying car’: 7 EV reads

The Bottom Line

COLONIALISM REVERSED / 10

EU bureaucrats are playing wack-a-mole while BYD simply moves the factory inside the fortress to sell them the rope they will use to hang their own auto industry.

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EU bureaucrats are playing wack-a-mole while BYD simply moves the factory inside the fortress to sell them the rope they will use to hang their own auto industry. COLONIALISM REVERSED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/chinas-hybrid-car-exports-to-eu-up-200 #NZElection20

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