The Straight Version
Pudu Robotics is challenging Tesla’s humanoid robot division while planning new manufacturing hubs across Europe.
The UNHINGED Take
Felix Zhang is bringing a knife to a Tesla-shaped gunfight, hoping his glorified vacuums can out-perform Musk’s vaporware circus. Enjoy the bankruptcy filing while you chase this Silicon Valley fever dream.

The Bottom Line
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Felix Zhang is bringing a knife to a Tesla-shaped gunfight, hoping his glorified vacuums can out-perform Musk’s vaporware circus.
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Felix Zhang is bringing a knife to a Tesla-shaped gunfight, hoping his glorified vacuums can out-perform Musk’s vaporware circus. CLOWN CAR CIRCUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/chinas-pudu-robotics-which-makes-80-of-its #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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