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Chinese archaeologists set for hi-tech excavations with AI and deep-sea robots

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·31 Oct, 01:30 pm
Chinese archaeologists set for hi-tech excavations with AI and deep-sea robots — China
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The Straight Version

Chinese archaeologists are set for a hi-tech turn, with the latest five-year blueprint aiming to deploy AI and deep-sea robots to trace Chinese history, decipher the origins of East Asian humans and expand the country’s cultural soft power. Scientists will develop technologies such as remote sensing, ancient DNA analysis, underwater archaeology robots and artificial intelligence (AI) models for virtual restoration of excavated artefacts, according to the 15th five-year work plan for...

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Chinese archaeologists set for hi: "Chinese archaeologists set for hi-tech excavations with AI and deep-sea robots". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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TBC/10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Chinese archaeologists set for hi: "Chinese archaeologists set for hi-tech excavations with AI and deep-sea robots".

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Chinese archaeologists set for hi: "Chinese archaeologists set for hi-tech excavations with AI and deep-sea robots". TBC/10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/chinese-archaeologists-set-for-hi-tech-excavations-with #N

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