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DR Congo Ebola deaths top 5,000, cases recorded in other African nations

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·31 Oct, 03:14 pm
DR Congo Ebola deaths top 5,000, cases recorded in other African nations — China
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The Straight Version

DRC Ebola has killed 5,026 out of 10,351 infected — nearly half die.

The UNHINGED Take

Mongoose-brain officials ruing 'containment' while Congo bleed half its population. Classy GLOBAL FAIL — literally watchingAfrica burn its own citizens for the third time.

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CERTIFIED DISASTER / 10

Mongoose-brain officials ruing 'containment' while Congo bleed half its population.

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