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HKT says US order ‘ceased’ as firm reportedly agrees to exit American market

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·31 Oct, 02:39 pm
HKT says US order ‘ceased’ as firm reportedly agrees to exit American market — China
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The Straight Version

HKT ends US presence, claiming FCC order to show cause has died as it exits the US market.

The UNHINGED Take

HKT’s exit is the FCC’s worst knock‑off: monsoon of incompetence. Chinese telecom values petty ego over security, blazing a trail for the next dauntless dig into the US info swamp.

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The Bottom Line

DISGUSTING WIN / 10

HKT’s exit is the FCC’s worst knock‑off: monsoon of incompetence.

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HKT’s exit is the FCC’s worst knock‑off: monsoon of incompetence. DISGUSTING WIN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/hkt-says-us-order-ceased-as-firm-reportedly #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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