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Clashes break out at France’s Halloween protests, as hundreds of thousands take to streets

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·31 Oct, 06:23 pm
Clashes break out at France’s Halloween protests, as hundreds of thousands take to streets — China
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The Straight Version

Hundreds of thousands clashed with Paris police; tear gas sprayed.

The UNHINGED Take

Sickly clowns march, guns fire—France’s own Halloween circus turns into a tear gas tragedy. Paris police act like clowns themselves, as the nation gaslights its own damn shoppers.

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CAP RELIANCE BURNED / 10

Sickly clowns march, guns fire—France’s own Halloween circus turns into a tear gas tragedy.

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