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Could Taipei’s unexpectedly tight mayoral race add to cross-strait tensions?

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·1 Nov, 06:00 am
Could Taipei’s unexpectedly tight mayoral race add to cross-strait tensions? — China
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Taipei Mayor Wayne Chiang Wan-an faces an unexpectedly tough re-election fight in a race closely watched for its potential to damage the main opposition party Kuomintang and further strain the island’s relations with Beijing. Just five months ago, Chiang appeared comfortably positioned for a second term in a city where the KMT has traditionally enjoyed an advantage over the ruling Democratic Progressive Party. A poll by local cable news network TVBS in late May put him 28 percentage points ahead...

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