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US or China? Why Kazakhstan refuses to pick sides as it eyes AI revolution

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·1 Nov, 06:00 am
US or China? Why Kazakhstan refuses to pick sides as it eyes AI revolution — China
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The Straight Version

Driving along the wide boulevards of Astana during a recent trip to the Kazakh capital, signs of China’s growing commercial footprint were everywhere. Chinese cars were becoming a common sight on the streets here, as brands from BYD to Changan made aggressive inroads in a market once dominated by South Korea’s Hyundai and Kia, said the driver who picked me up from the airport in a gleaming Changan electric vehicle. But it was not the rise of Chinese tech that had brought me to this energy-rich...

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"US or China? Why Kazakhstan refuses to pick sides as it eyes AI revolution" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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FAILED / 10

"US or China?

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