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Does the Democratic midterm victory spell the end of US AI data centre boom?

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·6 Nov, 06:00 am
Does the Democratic midterm victory spell the end of US AI data centre boom? — China
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The sweeping midterm election victory by US Democrats has triggered warnings from analysts that an impending regulatory clampdown could derail the nation’s multi-trillion-dollar artificial intelligence data centre buildout. Wall Street forecasters slashed their projections for Big Tech infrastructure spending hours after the vote, cautioning that a wave of proposed project moratoria and tighter oversight could stall up to 30 per cent of planned US facilities and force developers to downscale...

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