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Why Democratic Congress may enhance US-Philippines alliance, pivot to Asia

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·6 Nov, 07:12 am
Why Democratic Congress may enhance US-Philippines alliance, pivot to Asia — China
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The Democratic Party’s sweep of both houses of the US Congress could stabilise Washington’s commitment to the Philippines, bringing relief to allies rattled by President Donald Trump’s Iran war and his shifting foreign policy. Analysts expect bipartisan support for Manila to endure, with Democratic oversight set to rein in Trump’s unpredictability. But they warn that Washington could still turn inward to deal with domestic challenges, diverting attention from the Indo-Pacific. The rebuke of...

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