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EU’s Southeast Asia push hits funding crunch as China widens lead

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·6 Nov, 06:30 am
EU’s Southeast Asia push hits funding crunch as China widens lead — China
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An EU funding crunch is threatening to stifle the bloc’s ambitions to expand its influence in Southeast Asia, as Brussels grapples with a budget deadlock that could slow infrastructure investments across the fast-growing region. The funding squeeze could hinder the green transition and regional connectivity goals of the Association of Southeast Asian Nations, even as Brussels seeks greater strategic autonomy amid competition with Beijing’s economic clout. Analysts expect the European Union to...

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