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The former prince Andrew has been called to testify as a witness in a civil fraud trial, marking what is believed to be the first time in more than 150 years that a member of the royal family has received a witness summons, British media reported on Wednesday. The summons comes after a judge at the High Court in London gave the green light last month for the former prince, now known as Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, to be called to testify about payments he allegedly received from the parties in...
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"Ex-prince Andrew becomes first UK royal in 156 years to get witness summons" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
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"Ex-prince Andrew becomes first UK royal in 156 years to get witness summons" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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