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FIFA to share documents related to World Cup sell-off plan

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 08:27 am
FIFA to share documents related to World Cup sell-off plan — China
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The Straight Version

FIFA will provide council members documents on Infantino's sell‑off plan—but only if they present themselves in Zurich.

The UNHINGED Take

Infantino's 'world cup' sale plan was a glorified skimming trip; FIFA now lets the council peek in Zurich, because the real scandal would be showing up remotely.

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Infantino's 'world cup' sale plan was a glorified skimming trip; FIFA now lets the council peek in Zurich, because the real scandal would be showing up remotely.

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