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French school protests resume on smaller scale as holidays end

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·2 Nov, 11:13 am
French school protests resume on smaller scale as holidays end — China
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The Straight Version

French students resumed minor blockades at 41 high schools nationwide after returning from a two-week holiday break.

The UNHINGED Take

French teens are LARPing as revolutionaries again, but their pathetic one-percent participation rate proves they are just bored kids who need a hobby that doesn't involve blocking traffic.

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COLOSSAL TEEN MELTDOWN / 10

French teens are LARPing as revolutionaries again, but their pathetic one-percent participation rate proves they are just bored kids who need a hobby that doesn't involve blocking traffic.

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French teens are LARPing as revolutionaries again, but their pathetic one-percent participation rate proves they are just bored kids who need a hobby that doesn't involve blocking traffic. COLOSSAL TEEN MELTDOWN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/french-school-protests-r

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