The Straight Version
French students resumed minor blockades at 41 high schools nationwide after returning from a two-week holiday break.
The UNHINGED Take
French teens are LARPing as revolutionaries again, but their pathetic one-percent participation rate proves they are just bored kids who need a hobby that doesn't involve blocking traffic.

The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL TEEN MELTDOWN / 10
French teens are LARPing as revolutionaries again, but their pathetic one-percent participation rate proves they are just bored kids who need a hobby that doesn't involve blocking traffic.
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French teens are LARPing as revolutionaries again, but their pathetic one-percent participation rate proves they are just bored kids who need a hobby that doesn't involve blocking traffic. COLOSSAL TEEN MELTDOWN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/french-school-protests-r
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