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Georgia Senate candidates make final appeals ahead of US midterms

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 08:34 am
Georgia Senate candidates make final appeals ahead of US midterms — China
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The Straight Version

Ossoff and Collins launch last‑ditch voter pleas in Georgia midterms.

The UNHINGED Take

Ossoff and Collins scuffle over votes like two hungry dogs chasing the same bone, while voters stare like '吃瓜群众' – market's got no rhythm, just political spam.

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Ossoff and Collins scuffle over votes like two hungry dogs chasing the same bone, while voters stare like '吃瓜群众' – market's got no rhythm, just political spam.

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Ossoff and Collins scuffle over votes like two hungry dogs chasing the same bone, while voters stare like '吃瓜群众' – market's got no rhythm, just political spam. NEGATIVE IQ / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/georgia-senate-candidates-make-final-appeals-ahead-of #NZElectio

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