The Straight Version
German police fired water cannons at Gen Z protesters in Berlin, Frankfurt, Cologne, and other cities.
The UNHINGED Take
Berlin's 'GenZ regelt!' hustlers turned city skyscrapers into fireworks; German police splashed them with water as if they were thirsty pigeons. Too much fanfare, little actual change.
The Bottom Line
SPLASH OF DELUSION / 10
Berlin's 'GenZ regelt!' hustlers turned city skyscrapers into fireworks; German police splashed them with water as if they were thirsty pigeons.
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