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High voter turnout as first US midterm results test Trump’s grip on Congress

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·3 Nov, 11:00 pm
High voter turnout as first US midterm results test Trump’s grip on Congress — China
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The Straight Version

US midterms will determine Congress control amid Trump’s looming presidency.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump, the王八蛋, is feeding on crybaby politicians while the House becomes a greasy clown ring; truth is a stale matchbox.

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The Bottom Line

TRUMP'S LUNG / 10

Trump, the王八蛋, is feeding on crybaby politicians while the House becomes a greasy clown ring; truth is a stale matchbox.

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Trump, the王八蛋, is feeding on crybaby politicians while the House becomes a greasy clown ring; truth is a stale matchbox. TRUMP'S LUNG / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/high-voter-turnout-as-first-us-midterm-results #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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