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Hong Kong’s yacht industry eyes mainland China buyers but challenges remain

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·6 Nov, 03:08 pm
Hong Kong’s yacht industry eyes mainland China buyers but challenges remain — China
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The Straight Version

HK's yacht industry seeks mainland Chinese buyers amid high berth costs, showcased at Discovery Bay's Lantau Yacht Club Boat Show.

The UNHINGED Take

HK yacht clowns chase mainland money, yet berthing fees squeeze them like a dragon for 50,000 a day. It’s a slick price‑grab, not a doorway.

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The Bottom Line

SUNGLASS ON BROKE / 10

HK yacht clowns chase mainland money, yet berthing fees squeeze them like a dragon for 50,000 a day.

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HK yacht clowns chase mainland money, yet berthing fees squeeze them like a dragon for 50,000 a day. SUNGLASS ON BROKE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/hong-kongs-yacht-industry-eyes-mainland-china-buyers #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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