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US, China trade chiefs hold call ahead of Trump-Xi summit in Shenzhen

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·6 Nov, 06:34 pm
US, China trade chiefs hold call ahead of Trump-Xi summit in Shenzhen — China
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The Straight Version

US Treasury and Trade reps call Chinese Vice‑Premier He Lifeng ahead of Trump‑Xi summit.

The UNHINGED Take

Bessent and Greer ghost‑hamster He Lifeng, touting Washington’s sanctions while hiding bribed bad‑mood coupons. Trump summons Xi, but it’s a VIP in a jet that pays for itself.

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The Bottom Line

DEMENTIAL SCAM / 10

Bessent and Greer ghost‑hamster He Lifeng, touting Washington’s sanctions while hiding bribed bad‑mood coupons.

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Bessent and Greer ghost‑hamster He Lifeng, touting Washington’s sanctions while hiding bribed bad‑mood coupons. DEMENTIAL SCAM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/us-china-trade-chiefs-hold-call-ahead-of #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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