The Straight Version
Flavio Bolsonaro defied Brazil's Supreme Court passport order and fled to the US through Argentina and Ecuador.
The UNHINGED Take
Scurrying through three countries like a panicked cockroach just to hide in Florida is peak Bolsonaro behaviour. Throw this snivelling coward behind bars alongside his daddy.
The Bottom Line
COWARDLY RAT SPRINT / 10
Scurrying through three countries like a panicked cockroach just to hide in Florida is peak Bolsonaro behaviour.
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Scurrying through three countries like a panicked cockroach just to hide in Florida is peak Bolsonaro behaviour. COWARDLY RAT SPRINT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/how-flavio-bolsonaro-pulled-off-a-clandestine-escape #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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