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North Korea fires missile barrage days after rejecting South’s border talks

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·29 Oct, 05:40 am
North Korea fires missile barrage days after rejecting South’s border talks — China
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The Straight Version

North Korea fired a dozen short-range ballistic missiles following the rejection of South Korean border talks.

The UNHINGED Take

Kim Jong Un is just throwing billion-dollar firecrackers into the ocean because he is allergic to relevance and therapy. What a productive way to bankrupt a nation while playing global temper tantrum.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL COSMIC FAILURE / 10

Kim Jong Un is just throwing billion-dollar firecrackers into the ocean because he is allergic to relevance and therapy.

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Kim Jong Un is just throwing billion-dollar firecrackers into the ocean because he is allergic to relevance and therapy. TOTAL COSMIC FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/north-korea-fires-missile-barrage-days-after-rejecting #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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