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How Israel is tightening its grip on Palestinian schools in East Jerusalem

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·6 Nov, 07:28 am
How Israel is tightening its grip on Palestinian schools in East Jerusalem — China
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The Straight Version

Israel ups restrictions on teachers, forcing Palestinian schools in East Jerusalem to follow an Israeli curriculum.

The UNHINGED Take

They squeeze Palestinian kids into an Israeli-made classroom box. The oppression feels like a hamster wheel—every year the same, yet someone still points the finger, asking who will pay for the race.

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They squeeze Palestinian kids into an Israeli-made classroom box.

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