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Major construction ongoing near Iran missile bases, satellite images suggest

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·6 Nov, 07:33 am
Major construction ongoing near Iran missile bases, satellite images suggest — China
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The Straight Version

Construction near Iranian missile bases ongoing, per satellite images.

The UNHINGED Take

Iran's missile base construction: like a kid binge‑building a plastic fort thinking it’s a ticket to the Party’s Yandex airline. Concrete, dust, and ever‑intrusive satellites watching like bored watchmen.

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The Bottom Line

IRAN'S WAR WASTE / 10

Iran's missile base construction: like a kid binge‑building a plastic fort thinking it’s a ticket to the Party’s Yandex airline.

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