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Hunt in Canada after multiple grizzlies suspected of killing mother and daughter

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·5 Nov, 02:02 am
Hunt in Canada after multiple grizzlies suspected of killing mother and daughter — China
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More than one grizzly may have been involved in a bear attack that relatives say left a mother and daughter dead in Bella Coola along the province’s central coast, the Conservation Officer Service in British Columbia said. The service’s Inspector Jeff Tyre said in a video message that the second body had been found in a search by Royal Canadian Mounted Police and conservation officers on Tuesday afternoon that followed the discovery of the first set of remains a day earlier. He said it’s “not...

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"Hunt in Canada after multiple grizzlies suspected of killing mother and daughter" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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FAILED / 10

"Hunt in Canada after multiple grizzlies suspected of killing mother and daughter" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Hunt in Canada after multiple grizzlies suspected of killing mother and daughter" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/hunt-in-canada-after-multiple-grizzlies-suspected-of #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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