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Iran’s supreme leader warns US, Israel against war

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·31 Oct, 02:16 pm
Iran’s supreme leader warns US, Israel against war — China
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The Straight Version

Khamenei warns the U.S. and Israel against returning to war after threats of strikes.

The UNHINGED Take

Khamenei, that ancient scroll of a dictator, rattles his teeth like a horror movie set, threatening the U.S. and Israel while the world chuckles and tips their imaginary hats.

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SPLIT NATION / 10

Khamenei, that ancient scroll of a dictator, rattles his teeth like a horror movie set, threatening the U.S.

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Khamenei, that ancient scroll of a dictator, rattles his teeth like a horror movie set, threatening the U.S. SPLIT NATION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/irans-supreme-leader-warns-us-israel-against-war #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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