The Straight Version
Khamenei warns the U.S. and Israel against returning to war after threats of strikes.
The UNHINGED Take
Khamenei, that ancient scroll of a dictator, rattles his teeth like a horror movie set, threatening the U.S. and Israel while the world chuckles and tips their imaginary hats.

The Bottom Line
SPLIT NATION / 10
Khamenei, that ancient scroll of a dictator, rattles his teeth like a horror movie set, threatening the U.S.
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