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Longest truce of Ukraine war ends in Kherson region

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·1 Nov, 06:25 pm
Longest truce of Ukraine war ends in Kherson region — China
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The Straight Version

The longest truce of the Ukraine war, brokered by US first lady Melania Trump and limited to just the Kherson region, ended on Sunday after Russia refused the offer of an extension, Ukrainian officials said. The rare pause in fighting, brokered by US first lady Melania Trump and which began early on Tuesday, enabled a humanitarian mission to the Russian-occupied city of Oleshky and came as the Ukraine war grinds through its fifth year. Neither side reported violations after the truce began, in...

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"Longest truce of Ukraine war ends in Kherson region" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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FAILED / 10

"Longest truce of Ukraine war ends in Kherson region" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Longest truce of Ukraine war ends in Kherson region" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/longest-truce-of-ukraine-war-ends-in-kherson #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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