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Meta says it met Hong Kong privacy watchdog over AI-enabled glasses concerns

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·2 Nov, 11:39 am
Meta says it met Hong Kong privacy watchdog over AI-enabled glasses concerns — China
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The Straight Version

Meta met Hong Kong regulators to discuss privacy risks regarding the covert recording capabilities of their smart glasses.

The UNHINGED Take

Mark Zuckerberg is trying to sell us surveillance spectacles while promising he is not a creep, as if these Silicon Valley clowns actually respect a single shred of human dignity.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL PRIVACY NIGHTMARE / 10

Mark Zuckerberg is trying to sell us surveillance spectacles while promising he is not a creep, as if these Silicon Valley clowns actually respect a single shred of human dignity.

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Mark Zuckerberg is trying to sell us surveillance spectacles while promising he is not a creep, as if these Silicon Valley clowns actually respect a single shred of human dignity. COLOSSAL PRIVACY NIGHTMARE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/meta-says-it-met-hong-kong-pr

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