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Multiple Russian strikes kill at least 26 at Ukraine aid centre

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 01:17 am
Multiple Russian strikes kill at least 26 at Ukraine aid centre — China
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The Straight Version

Russian jets kill 26 at Ukrainian aid school.

The UNHINGED Take

Russian jets turn haemorrhagic sanctuary into a damn fireworks display. Civilians' cries echo, while their leaders applaud like bored chess masters.

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RUTHLESS WAR PATENT / 10

Russian jets turn haemorrhagic sanctuary into a damn fireworks display.

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