The Straight Version
Tenerife footballer Jesus de Miguel dies after collision on Spanish Navahermosa pitch.
The UNHINGED Take
Jesus de Miguel’s fatal collision proves c'mon, football gods still can't dodge drama; Spain mourns a player while the rest of the world watches a sad, glitchy highlight reel.
The Bottom Line
MORTAL SPORT REVELATION / 10
Jesus de Miguel’s fatal collision proves c'mon, football gods still can't dodge drama; Spain mourns a player while the rest of the world watches a sad, glitchy highlight reel.
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Jesus de Miguel’s fatal collision proves c'mon, football gods still can't dodge drama; Spain mourns a player while the rest of the world watches a sad, glitchy highlight reel. MORTAL SPORT REVELATION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/photos-spain-mourns-jesus-de-miguel-
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