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Photos: Thousands rally in France over rising costs and economic struggles

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·5 Nov, 04:07 pm
Photos: Thousands rally in France over rising costs and economic struggles — China
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The Straight Version

Thousands of French workers march, blocking boulevards to demand higher wages.

The UNHINGED Take

French trade unions are turning government GDP into chewing gum—slip and slide. They’re shouting for paychecks while France’s piggy banks vanish, leaving bureaucrats frozen in their own fiscal hallucination.

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The Bottom Line

Wage-war epidemic / 10

French trade unions are turning government GDP into chewing gum—slip and slide.

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