The Straight Version
Thousands of French workers march, blocking boulevards to demand higher wages.
The UNHINGED Take
French trade unions are turning government GDP into chewing gum—slip and slide. They’re shouting for paychecks while France’s piggy banks vanish, leaving bureaucrats frozen in their own fiscal hallucination.

The Bottom Line
Wage-war epidemic / 10
French trade unions are turning government GDP into chewing gum—slip and slide.
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