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Record number of purges as Xi emphasises 'party discipline' at China political gathering

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·29 Oct, 12:49 pm
Record number of purges as Xi emphasises 'party discipline' at China political gathering — China
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The Straight Version

Xi Jinping has purged record numbers of officials while doubling down on party discipline at Beijing meetings.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing says stable leadership like a daily game of musical chairs where the losers get a one-way ticket to a concrete box. The emperor is just thinning the herd to ensure everyone breathes in perfect, terrified unison.

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DICTATORSHIP SPEEDRUN / 10

Nothing says stable leadership like a daily game of musical chairs where the losers get a one-way ticket to a concrete box.

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