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Spain's train crash kills 69 people: What exactly happened?

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·29 Oct, 12:53 pm
Spain's train crash kills 69 people: What exactly happened? — China
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The Straight Version

A train collided with a freight train in Spain, killing 69.

The UNHINGED Take

Spain’s rail idiots keep the metal bars while ministers juggle a red flag like clowns.

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SILLY PILOT / 10

Spain’s rail idiots keep the metal bars while ministers juggle a red flag like clowns.

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