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Scott Wiener set to replace Nancy Pelosi in San Francisco, as Connie Chan concedes

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·5 Nov, 10:39 pm
Scott Wiener set to replace Nancy Pelosi in San Francisco, as Connie Chan concedes — China
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The Straight Version

California state lawmaker Scott Wiener appears to have defeated congresswoman Nancy Pelosi’s hand-picked successor in her San Francisco congressional district. Democrat Connie Chan said she does not have a “clear path to victory” in California’s 11th Congressional District, conceding defeat in a post on social media. “I congratulate Scott Wiener on his election,” she said. Pelosi, the 86-year-old former House speaker, is retiring from Congress when her term ends in early January. “San...

The UNHINGED Take

"Scott Wiener set to replace Nancy Pelosi in San Francisco, as Connie Chan concedes" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Scott Wiener set to replace Nancy Pelosi in San Francisco, as Connie Chan concedes" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Scott Wiener set to replace Nancy Pelosi in San Francisco, as Connie Chan concedes" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/scott-wiener-set-to-replace-nancy-pelosi-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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