The Straight Version
Tenerife forward Jesus de Miguel died from cardiac arrest after a collision with goalkeeper Jesus Owono.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine playing second-division soccer and ending up as a homicide investigation. If you can't survive a midfield challenge without turning into a crime scene, maybe stick to FIFA.
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The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE CARNAGE / 10
Imagine playing second-division soccer and ending up as a homicide investigation.
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Imagine playing second-division soccer and ending up as a homicide investigation. ABSOLUTE CARNAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/spanish-police-open-manslaughter-inquiry-after-footballer-dies #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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