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Supermarket freezers in Belgium, Sweden and Luxembourg hit by suspected cyber-attack

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·2 Nov, 11:56 am
Supermarket freezers in Belgium, Sweden and Luxembourg hit by suspected cyber-attack — China
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The Straight Version

Stores in Sweden say temperatures for its freezers were raised to 50 C (122F).

The UNHINGED Take

"Supermarket freezers in Belgium, Sweden and Luxembourg hit by suspected cyber-attack" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Supermarket freezers in Belgium, Sweden and Luxembourg hit by suspected cyber-attack" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Supermarket freezers in Belgium, Sweden and Luxembourg hit by suspected cyber-attack" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/supermarket-freezers-in-belgium-sweden-and-luxembourg-hit #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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