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US Midterms: Michigan Democrat Haley Stevens defects from party

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·2 Nov, 11:52 am
US Midterms: Michigan Democrat Haley Stevens defects from party — China
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The Straight Version

Michigan Democrat Haley Stevens defected to endorse the Republican candidate in the US Senate race.

The UNHINGED Take

The blue tent is folding faster than a cheap suit. When your own rats start fleeing the sinking ship before the ballot drops, you know the party is officially dead.

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TOTAL SHIPWRECK / 10

The blue tent is folding faster than a cheap suit.

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