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Three in four displaced people live in climate danger zones, UN says

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·5 Nov, 11:34 pm
Three in four displaced people live in climate danger zones, UN says — China
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The Straight Version

Nearly 90 million forcibly displaced people, or three-quarters of the global total, live in countries highly exposed to climate hazards, the UN refugee agency said on Friday, urging action ahead of the COP31 climate summit in Turkey. It said droughts, floods and extreme heat were making lasting solutions harder to find.

The UNHINGED Take

"Three in four displaced people live in climate danger zones, UN says" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Three in four displaced people live in climate danger zones, UN says" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Three in four displaced people live in climate danger zones, UN says" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/three-in-four-displaced-people-live-in-climate #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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